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A Good Friend Will Bail You Out of Jail Alcohol. Because Feelings Are Stupid And Then I Was Like, 'Whatever Bi*ches, And the Bi*ches Whatevered. Be Kind and Full of Love Be Yourself Be Beautiful Be Bad Ass Because F*&% You, That's Why Believe in Yourself Especially When No One Else Will Blow Me Born to Party. Forced to Work. Bottoms Up, B$tches Buckle Up Bitches Camping Without Beer is Just Sitting Corks Are For Quitters Don't Stop Believing - Bigfoot Don't Worry, I'm Sick of My Sh&t Too Drunk Me Likes Creating Awkward eHarmony Matched Me Up with Jack Daniels Everyone Just Chill the F*&k Out! I've Got This Feelin' Cute. Might Crap on the Floor Later. IDK. Golly Gee! It's Already Screw this Sh$t O'Clock! Having Sex is like Playing Bridge I Always Try to be a Lady I Don't Run From My Feelings. I Drink Because You Pretend to Throw the Ball I Heart Farting I Never Realize How Much I Swear I Never Said All that Sh$t I Put the FUN in Dysfunctional I Sold the Dog Online I Want to Wake Up to Zero News. Just Cat Videos. I Will Outdrink All You B*#ches I Would Tell You to F*&k Off, But Then We'd Be in a Conversation I’d Cut a B$tch for You. Twice. I'll Always Be There For You. Especially During Happy Hour. I'm a Delicate Flower with a Side of I'm At the Age Where I Recognize More Songs I’m Gonna Battan Down the Hatches I'm Just Going to Smile Because I Don't Know What the Hell is Going On I'm Pretty Sure My Last Words Are Going to Be I'm Not Feeling Very Worky Today I'm Sorry I Slapped You I'm Speaking Honestly When I Say That My Alone Time I'm the girl who listens to gangsta rap I'm the Type of Person Who Goes to a Party and Makes Friends With the Dog If Drinking on the Front Porch If My Cat Thinks You're an A$$hole, You're an A$$hole If My Dog Thinks You're an A$$hole, You're an A$$hole If Only I Had a Dollar For Every Time If You Were a Cookie, You'd Be a Whoreo It's Called Karma and It's Pronounced HaHa, F*ck You! It’s Exhausting Being a Lover and Not a Fighter It's Just a Plain Fact That if Mom Doesn't Know Where It Is It's Like Mom Always Said It's Not a Party Until It's Really My Cat's World. Kindness, It Doesn't Cost a Thing Laughter is the Best Medicine Let's Drink Wine & Judge People Me After 3 Cocktails Mid-Week Might As Well Stay and Have One More My Mom Said I'm Special My Whole Life Consists of Not All Who Wander Are Lost Nothing Says I Mean Business Like Using a Cart at the Liquor Store Of Course I Recycle Of Course I Talk to Myself. No One Else Will Listen Of Course Size Matters. No One Wants a Small Pizza. Oh, S*&t! Was that today? Once That Wiener Hits the Pool It's Going to Shrivel Up to Nothin' One Glass Away From Telling Everyone What I Really Think One Minute We're Young & Fun and Creative & Dreaming... Relationship Status: It's Complicated Searching Diligently For the Last Time I Gave See No Evil. Hear No Evil. Evil. Some Days there just aren't enough middle fingers Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver! Thank You, Craft Breweries The Older I Get There He Goes Again Unleash Your Awesomeness We Use Coasters Cuz We're Classy & Sh*t We Wanted to be Adults So Bad We've Been Through a lot together Welcome to Adulthood. I Hope You Like Ibuprofen. When Life Gives You Lemons Whiskey Bent & Hell Bound Wine + Dinner = WINNER You Drink Too much. You cuss too much. You Know What's Good About Being Old You Use a Wine Stopper! That's Adorable! You're Home Early Your Boots May be Made for Walking Your Crazy is Showing
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Alcohol. Because Feelings Are Stupid - $4.00
And Then I Was Like, 'Whatever Bi*ches, And the Bi*ches Whatevered. - $4.00
Be Kind and Full of Love - $4.00
Be Yourself Be Beautiful Be Bad Ass - $4.00
Because F*&% You, That's Why - $4.00
Believe in Yourself Especially When No One Else Will - $4.00
Blow Me - $4.00
Born to Party. Forced to Work. - $4.00
Bottoms Up, B$tches - $4.00
Buckle Up Bitches - $4.00
Camping Without Beer is Just Sitting - $4.00
Corks Are For Quitters - $4.00
Don't Stop Believing - Bigfoot - $4.00
Don't Worry, I'm Sick of My Sh&t Too - $4.00
Drunk Me Likes Creating Awkward - $4.00
eHarmony Matched Me Up with Jack Daniels - $4.00
Everyone Just Chill the F*&k Out! I've Got This - $4.00
Feelin' Cute. Might Crap on the Floor Later. IDK. - $4.00
Golly Gee! It's Already Screw this Sh$t O'Clock! - $4.00
Having Sex is like Playing Bridge - $4.00
I Always Try to be a Lady - $4.00
I Don't Run From My Feelings. - $4.00
I Drink Because You Pretend to Throw the Ball - $4.00
I Heart Farting - $4.00
I Never Realize How Much I Swear - $4.00
I Never Said All that Sh$t - $4.00
I Put the FUN in Dysfunctional - $4.00
I Sold the Dog Online - $4.00
I Want to Wake Up to Zero News. Just Cat Videos. - $4.00
I Will Outdrink All You B*#ches - $4.00
I Would Tell You to F*&k Off, But Then We'd Be in a Conversation - $4.00
I’d Cut a B$tch for You. Twice. - $4.00
I'll Always Be There For You. Especially During Happy Hour. - $4.00
I'm a Delicate Flower with a Side of - $4.00
I'm At the Age Where I Recognize More Songs - $4.00
I’m Gonna Battan Down the Hatches - $4.00
I'm Just Going to Smile Because I Don't Know What the Hell is Going On - $4.00
I'm Pretty Sure My Last Words Are Going to Be - $4.00
I'm Not Feeling Very Worky Today - $4.00
I'm Sorry I Slapped You - $4.00
I'm Speaking Honestly When I Say That My Alone Time - $4.00
I'm the girl who listens to gangsta rap - $4.00
I'm the Type of Person Who Goes to a Party and Makes Friends With the Dog - $4.00
If Drinking on the Front Porch - $4.00
If My Cat Thinks You're an A$$hole, You're an A$$hole - $4.00
If My Dog Thinks You're an A$$hole, You're an A$$hole - $4.00
If Only I Had a Dollar For Every Time - $4.00
If You Were a Cookie, You'd Be a Whoreo - $4.00
It's Called Karma and It's Pronounced HaHa, F*ck You! - $4.00
It’s Exhausting Being a Lover and Not a Fighter - $4.00
It's Just a Plain Fact That if Mom Doesn't Know Where It Is - $4.00
It's Like Mom Always Said - $4.00
It's Not a Party Until - $4.00
It's Really My Cat's World. - $4.00
Kindness, It Doesn't Cost a Thing - $4.00
Laughter is the Best Medicine - $4.00
Let's Drink Wine & Judge People - $4.00
Me After 3 Cocktails Mid-Week - $4.00
Might As Well Stay and Have One More - $4.00
My Mom Said I'm Special - $4.00
My Whole Life Consists of - $4.00
Not All Who Wander Are Lost - $4.00
Nothing Says I Mean Business Like Using a Cart at the Liquor Store - $4.00
Of Course I Recycle - $4.00
Of Course I Talk to Myself. No One Else Will Listen - $4.00
Of Course Size Matters. No One Wants a Small Pizza. - $4.00
Oh, S*&t! Was that today? - $4.00
Once That Wiener Hits the Pool It's Going to Shrivel Up to Nothin' - $4.00
One Glass Away From Telling Everyone What I Really Think - $4.00
One Minute We're Young & Fun and Creative & Dreaming... - $4.00
Relationship Status: It's Complicated - $4.00
Searching Diligently For the Last Time I Gave - $4.00
See No Evil. Hear No Evil. Evil. - $4.00
Some Days there just aren't enough middle fingers - $4.00
Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver! - $4.00
Thank You, Craft Breweries - $4.00
The Older I Get - $4.00
There He Goes Again - $4.00
Unleash Your Awesomeness - $4.00
We Use Coasters Cuz We're Classy & Sh*t - $4.00
We Wanted to be Adults So Bad - $4.00
We've Been Through a lot together - $4.00
Welcome to Adulthood. I Hope You Like Ibuprofen. - $4.00
When Life Gives You Lemons - $4.00
Whiskey Bent & Hell Bound - $4.00
Wine + Dinner = WINNER - $4.00
You Drink Too much. You cuss too much. - $4.00
You Know What's Good About Being Old - $4.00
You Use a Wine Stopper! That's Adorable! - $4.00
You're Home Early - $4.00
Your Boots May be Made for Walking - $4.00
Your Crazy is Showing - $4.00
