A Nurse's Job is to Save Your Butt

Around Here Normal is a Setting on the Dryer

As For Me and My House

At the Lake We Do Beer 30

Attention Focus Aim Flush

Be the Person Your Dog Thinks You Are

Beware of Dog Cat is Shifty Also

Bookmarks Are For Quitters

Caution: Dog Can't Hold It's Liquor

Dear Mom, I Get it Now

Do What They Think You Can't

Does This Look Like the Help Desk?

The Dog Lives Here; You're Just Visiting

Dogs Are Just Children

Don't Mess With an Old Biker

Drama Free Zone

Failure is a Bruise, not a Tattoo

Giving Up is Not An Option

Hairdresser: A Magician Who Creates a Style You Can Never Duplicate

Housework Will Wait

I Dance Like No One is Watching

In Dog Beers I've Only Had One

Let Whatever You Do Today

Life Needs More Campfires

Liquor Store Should Have a Rewards Program

Many Have Eaten Here

My Dentist Said I needed a Crown

Nevertheless, She Persisted

Nurse...Because Angel Isn't a Job Title

Please Cancel My Subscription, I Don't Need Your Issues

Please Don't Leave Food Unattended. The Dog is a Jerk.

Queen of Damn Near Everything

Sassy Since Birth

Shopping with Your Husband is Like

Someone Keeps Putting Vegetables

Sometimes I Laugh So Hard Tears Run Down My Leg

Sometimes Swearing Helps

Sorry I Don't Do Quiet

This is Our Happily Ever After

Who Turned the Thermostat to Hell

Wine Me Up and Watch Me Go

You Got This

You Don't Have to be Crazy to Work Here

You People Must Be Exhausted

You Say Crazy Cat Lady Like it's a Bad Thing

Your Crazy is Showing

You're Not Drinking Alone if the Cat is Home

Skinny Signs