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A Good Friend Will Bail You Out of Jail

Alcohol. Because Feelings Are Stupid

And Then I Was Like, 'Whatever Bi*ches, And the Bi*ches Whatevered.

Be Kind and Full of Love

Be Yourself Be Beautiful Be Bad Ass

Because F*&% You, That's Why

Believe in Yourself Especially When No One Else Will

Blow Me

Born to Party. Forced to Work.

Bottoms Up, B$tches

Buckle Up Bitches

Camping Without Beer is Just Sitting

Corks Are For Quitters

Don't Stop Believing - Bigfoot

Don't Worry, I'm Sick of My Sh&t Too

Drunk Me Likes Creating Awkward

eHarmony Matched Me Up with Jack Daniels

Everyone Just Chill the F*&k Out! I've Got This

Feelin' Cute. Might Crap on the Floor Later. IDK.

Golly Gee! It's Already Screw this Sh$t O'Clock!

Having Sex is like Playing Bridge

I Always Try to be a Lady

I Don't Run From My Feelings.

I Drink Because You Pretend to Throw the Ball

I Heart Farting

I Never Realize How Much I Swear

I Never Said All that Sh$t

I Put the FUN in Dysfunctional

I Sold the Dog Online

I Want to Wake Up to Zero News. Just Cat Videos.

I Will Outdrink All You B*#ches

I Would Tell You to F*&k Off, But Then We'd Be in a Conversation

I’d Cut a B$tch for You. Twice.

I'll Always Be There For You. Especially During Happy Hour.

I'm a Delicate Flower with a Side of

I'm At the Age Where I Recognize More Songs

I’m Gonna Battan Down the Hatches

I'm Just Going to Smile Because I Don't Know What the Hell is Going On

I'm Pretty Sure My Last Words Are Going to Be

I'm Not Feeling Very Worky Today

I'm Sorry I Slapped You

I'm Speaking Honestly When I Say That My Alone Time

I'm the girl who listens to gangsta rap

I'm the Type of Person Who Goes to a Party and Makes Friends With the Dog

If Drinking on the Front Porch

If My Cat Thinks You're an A$$hole, You're an A$$hole

If My Dog Thinks You're an A$$hole, You're an A$$hole

If Only I Had a Dollar For Every Time

If You Were a Cookie, You'd Be a Whoreo

It's Called Karma and It's Pronounced HaHa, F*ck You!

It’s Exhausting Being a Lover and Not a Fighter

It's Just a Plain Fact That if Mom Doesn't Know Where It Is

It's Like Mom Always Said

It's Not a Party Until

It's Really My Cat's World.

Kindness, It Doesn't Cost a Thing

Laughter is the Best Medicine

Let's Drink Wine & Judge People

Me After 3 Cocktails Mid-Week

Might As Well Stay and Have One More

My Mom Said I'm Special

My Whole Life Consists of

Not All Who Wander Are Lost

Nothing Says I Mean Business Like Using a Cart at the Liquor Store

Of Course I Recycle

Of Course I Talk to Myself. No One Else Will Listen

Of Course Size Matters. No One Wants a Small Pizza.

Oh, S*&t! Was that today?

Once That Wiener Hits the Pool It's Going to Shrivel Up to Nothin'

One Glass Away From Telling Everyone What I Really Think

One Minute We're Young & Fun and Creative & Dreaming...

Relationship Status: It's Complicated

Searching Diligently For the Last Time I Gave

See No Evil. Hear No Evil. Evil.

Some Days there just aren't enough middle fingers

Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver!

Thank You, Craft Breweries

The Older I Get

There He Goes Again

Unleash Your Awesomeness

We Use Coasters Cuz We're Classy & Sh*t

We Wanted to be Adults So Bad

We've Been Through a lot together

Welcome to Adulthood. I Hope You Like Ibuprofen.

When Life Gives You Lemons

Whiskey Bent & Hell Bound

Wine + Dinner = WINNER

You Drink Too much. You cuss too much.

You Know What's Good About Being Old

You Use a Wine Stopper! That's Adorable!

You're Home Early

Your Boots May be Made for Walking

Your Crazy is Showing

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